“Weeds in the Lawn Take One!”
Narrator- On the Grass of Sunflower Valley park lives the lushest extraordinarily green grass God has ever created past the acres of Sunflowers growing in the fields and above is the sky and clouds, the sun and moon and everything else.
Twiggy- Stop!
Marco- In
Twiggy- The
Marco- Name
Twiggy- Of
Marco- Loveeeeeeee!
Twiggy and Marco(in unison) - Before You Break My Heart!!!
Twiggy- Geez were such freaks
Marco- Speak for yourself
Twiggy- You can’t deny the truth
Marco- True, true
Twiggy- I know
Marco- Way to be way conceited
Twiggy- look who's talking, if I remember correctly it was you not me who gave his speech for class president proclaiming quote on quote “the only thing you really need to know is that I'm a Latino brotha and I'm finnnneeee!…that’s why you all should vote for me”
Marco- your never gonna let me live that down are you?
Twiggy- Not a chance
Enter Coco (observing and listening to the conversation)
Twiggy- Are we still doing that thing on Saturday
Marco- the one with … you know… orange
Twiggy- No the…. Ugh what’s it called…with the…
Marco- Oh that one
Twiggy- 6 o'clock right?
At Forester’s than-
Marco- Exactly!
Coco- OK I know I'm not going deaf so whats with the talking with out talking thing
Marco- what?
Coco- you guys spend WAY to much time together, you sound like a married couple how long has this been going on?
Marco- How long has what been going on?
Twiggy- I think she means how long have we been going out.
Marco- hahahaha
Marco- I forgot that you were the new kid, you’ve been hanging out with us for a week and it already feels like your part of the family. Welcome to the team and by the way were not together, together were just best buddy
Twiggy- You’ll know you’ve spent too much time with us when you actually understand what were saying
Coco- I don’t think I’ll be around that long
Twiggy- don’t underestimate our powers lol
Coco- Trust me if I’m around that long I definitely wont be so...I can’t think of the right word right now but I won’t start using text lingo in spoken English
Director- CUT!!
Director- Who wrote this? How unrealistic can this get, I didn't sign up to direct some corny show that an audience can’t relate to.
Assistant Director- What do you mean this story plot is great Its one of those epically trying stories about friendship and love, their best friends and everyone keeps assuming that they’re a couple and they face all kinds of struggles based on what people think their relationship is and it almost kills their friendship, whats not great about that?
Director- Oh really and how does it end?
Assistant Director- They separate for a while and then they find each other a couple years later and fall in love.
Director- Wow that's not like any movie that I’ve seen before.
Assistant Director- I find your sarcasm very unnerving, and somewhat rude especially since my uncle wrote this movie.
Director- well than, that explains how you got this job i was wondering how a pathetic rookie like you got added as my assistant director. By the way your fired.
Assistant Director- W-w-what...
Director- Get out smart mouth
Assistant Director- Why can’t you see the beauty in this story?
Director- Because its insinuating that male and female specimens cannot have a relationship that doesn't involve romance, a relationship between colleagues, no love affair just a friendship.
It goes against everything I've tried to work for my entire life and I can’t let my name be soiled by some childish teenage oriented chick flick.
Assistant Director- Who calls people specimens?! Your the most dramatic person I’ve ever met. I know that this movie is going to sell and its going to sell well and you know what were all in it for the money anyway, and its those “childish teenagers” that go to the movies and buy tickets. Those are the people that give you the money to put food on the table for your kids and who cares what messages its sending, I don't believe men and women can be close friends anyway, acquaintances maybe but not close friends, there will always be confusion between where the relationship is going and where it is, there will be little crushes here and there, whether they act on them or not the friendship is never an innocent friendship.
Director- That's the biggest load of-
Assistant Director- And you know what you can’t fire me, because my mom is your boss so if anything you better sit down and let the actors do what they do best Chump!
The End
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